If Theresa May was to go on as long as Tony Blair, we would ALL have had a turn at being sacked or having quit her government

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RT @Martin1Williams: Beets by Dr Dre t.co/8vdGYaBsp…

RT @govindajeggy: I started the UK’s first ever vampire extermination company. I’m still a major stake-holder

As would $OurCat3

$MyChild1 and $MyChild2 would probably agree

I wish I was better at naming things

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My word of the day today is ‘scrofulous’

Yep! twitter.com/ChrisMear…

RT @NomadKeith: As an Air Force veteran, I do not like the word ‘Mayday’. So, Happy April 31st, everyone! 😄

White rabbits

Depressing twitter.com/Dannythef…

I enjoyed #Endgame but overall I preferred Eight Basque Surnames twitter.com/salisbury…

Greatest of all time?

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#TodayILearned that the religious word ‘limbo’ is derived from ‘limbus’, the Latin for ‘border’, because it’s on the border of hell, but the name of the ‘limbo’ dance is probably derived from the English word ‘limber’ meaning supple

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#BrexitMetaphorOfTheDay

“Just as Marxists insist true communism has never been tried, so Brexiteers declare that their simple plan has been wrecked by weaklings, quislings and fools.”

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Blunkett: “My first dog, Ruby, was a wonderful dog…but a diabolical guide dog” twitter.com/mattforde…

Bloke on the telly just said we need a joined up railway

RT @SpireFM: A huge well done to all those who took part in this event for @SalisburySHC www.spirefm.co.uk/news/loca…

RT @SalisburySHC: It’s starting to get busy here at the start of the Midnight Walk 2019! Our 6 and 10 mile walkers are getting ready.

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Awful shame for all concerned…but Salisbury isn’t on the list at the moment

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