As a vegetarian I’m uneasy about the abbatoir reference…and aren’t unicorns protected as an endangered species?

Still #BrexitMetaphorOfTheDay though

:) twitter.com/IanDunt/s…

My word of the day today is ‘wondrous’

#OnThisDay in 1952 Vikram Seth, author of ‘A Suitable Boy’, was born in Kolkata. He lives near Salisbury

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#OnThisDay in 1897 the celebrations for Queen Victoria’s Diamond Jubilee began in Salisbury

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🎼He’s coming home, He’s coming home, Frankie’s coming home twitter.com/standards…

#TodayILearned that there is an @ansible module to apply windows updates

(following on from @jonathanmedd’s talk at @PSSouthampton last night)

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Only tangentially related to Brexit but it still has to be #BrexitMetaphorOfTheDay twitter.com/Otto_Engl…

I’m reading Good Omens…and I quite like this

#TodayILearned that sea gulls can live for 30 years

Mary Gauthier:

“Once you get past the personal to the deeply, deeply personal, then you’ve hit the universal”

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RT @mitdasein: What if humans aren’t the ones the extraterrestrials come to see?

Nice to see @Calteck10 in the West Stand tonight

#cfc @socceraid

Back at the home of English football for @socceraid

“I am a giant (Ooh) Stand up on my shoulders, tell me what you see”

I can only see a little bit more than you to be honest because I’m normal size and you’re already, like, a giant

#OnThisDay in 1866 the @BathandWest show opened at the Butts in Salisbury (opposite the Fire Station).

28,025 people attended

#TodayILearned that a ‘bottle episode’ of a TV series is one with only 2 or 3 characters and only one location

Via the wonderfully funny Life on Egg

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#OnThisDay in 1973 David Bowie played @CityHallSalis

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#OnThisDay in 1990 Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine played at Salisbury Arts Centre

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Churchill on being asked about allying with Stalin:

“If Hitler invaded hell, I would at least make a favourable reference to the Devil in the House of Commons”

www.historyextra.com/period/se…

Right @ChelseaFC, next season I shall be asking you to clinch the title on the next to last game of the season.

9th May. Away at Anfield.

Please

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