I really like the title of @MaryAliceEvans' book. Neil Gaiman missed a trick not coming up with it for ‘American Gods’
Could re-use this cover for the Barca end-of-season DVD
Enjoyed listening to Bill Bailey on birds and comedy and stuff on @abcconvos www.abc.net.au/radio/pro…
Not sure what fancy dress party the Barca team are on the way to. Is the turquoise a @davidicke reference? Could do with him in goal #PSGFCB twitter.com/PSG_insid…
RT @dukkhaboy: @dukkhaboy you got to admit @realDonaldTrump govt is creating a golden age of words to say ‘lie’
RT @dukkhaboy: #InadvertentlyBriefed is the new #alternativefact which was the new ‘economical with the truth’ (which is too old to have ha…
RT @DT_Salisbury: My name is Rocky, I’m full of love and give the best cuddles. Learn more about me here: www.dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming #Valentin…
Finished it. Now, where’s that Jack Reacher…. t.co/RX54aKaBk…
Finished it. Now, where’s that Jack Reacher…. t.co/fbJuTDj3O…
RT @guardian: Ukip leader admits claim he lost close friends at Hillsborough was false trib.al/E0LDGGg
I do like walking past this every morning - thanks to @SalisburyMuseum t.co/c9R85hjkL…
RT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt Did they score a rowan goal though?
RT @TheMarkETurner: @salisbury_matt Oh yew!
I can’t help feeling someone should start tweeting Piers Morgan’s book at JK Rowling, one line at a time, just for balance.
#TodayILearned a new word - ‘shrinkflation’ www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…
Watching Reel History on BBC 4. Had forgotten the word ‘Pontinental’
RT @RevRachelMann: I now wouldn’t be surprised if Trump appointed Boss Hogg to serve as the head of an Anti-Corruption Commission.
I very much admire @tom_watson, but could have done with so more from Chrissie Hynde #marr
When i am proclaimed king, Gary Lineker will get a knighthood, whether he wants one or not. #AriseSirGary www.theguardian.com/football/…
Is the @potus dangerously incompetent or incompetently dangerous? Perhaps the old boy is a bit of both. www.theguardian.com/us-news/l…