#TodayILearned which football team Margaret Thatcher supported.
I always much preferred John Major…
Who is writing to whom? “I watched it on Match of the Day but without knowing the result. At first, it was agony seeing the near misses – almost as bad for me watching as for you playing! But at least I only had the tension for half an hour before getting the result I was longing for…” Give in? It’s from Margaret Thatcher’s handwritten letter congratulating Liverpool captain Emlyn Hughes on a victory over Manchester United in February 1978. Hard to know what’s more incredible – that the Tory leader was an avid football fan or that she should have displayed a fondness for anything Liverpudlian at all.
RT @Uhperry: @salisbury_matt We could do with Crass today!… hadn’t seen the T, will show Mr. Vague, cheers!
If the @RoyalMintUK did this then ‘S’ would clearly be either @SalisburyCath or @EH_Stonehenge… but I’m wondering what would be the British equivalents of Xantippe, of Yowie and of Zooper-Dooper?
Some stand-up had a funny routine about when you accidentally bite the inside of your mouth and it swells up a bit, and then because it’s swollen you end up biting it again, and it swells some more, etc…
It was a lot more funny in the stand-up routine than it is in my mouth