I used my @book_tokens wisely t.co/7pSX4iqIL…

As we approach the sixth month of the epidemic in the United Kingdom, one of the hidden scourges is becoming increasingly apparent. A serious outbreak of Dad jokes on twitter

Interesting read for ex-hoskyns / Cap Gemini people

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To be fair, Sir Humphrey said this before the rise of Boris Johnson

A good speech isn’t one where we can prove the Minister is telling the truth, it’s one where nobody else can prove he’s lying

Listening to @BBCRadio4. The food industry guy is a bit OTT

I always do a slight double-take when I notice that the example Microsoft give for the ‘Remove-ADUser’ command looks like the name of my local MP, @JohnGlenUK

Do they know something we don’t? t.co/LQEh7j2de…

Fireworks during a match?

Silly scousers…. immediate points deduction, surely?

#LIVCHE

It’s one of those occasions where a word doesn’t quite mean what you think it should mean!! t.co/i9Xcny6fV…

This was probably the only Sociology book I read at college (it was certainly the only one I understood), and I’ve always been a bit pedantically irritated by the use of the word ‘Professional’ in an IT context…we don’t have to pass exams & we can’t be struck off if we muck up t.co/bPbfCRW3P…

“Never trust anyone who puts too much effort into being effortlessly charming”

Annual tweet to say that the blackberries seem earlier than normal this year t.co/5fuFGDgJR…

“They are going out with the hounds this Saturday, and if the hounds pick up a fox, so be it.

How will the poor cops prove mens rea?” www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p…

RT @davidhepworth: Asked if he will accept the result of the 2020 election American President says “I’ll have to see”. Not sure that’s hap…

Not that I’m biased

Maguire should have hot a yellow for the foul and another for kicking the ball away

But he’s Man U and England…

#MUNCHE

RT @SalisburyMuseum: Join us at the Museum Café and enjoy a wonderful view of Salisbury Cathedral – ‘the single most beautiful structure in…

Marina Hyde, hitting various nails in the appropriate location

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‘The Scottish pupils learn about baseball and the Pittsburgh Pirates while those in the US learn about Buckie Thistle, a club King says he picked because of its “gorgeous name”’

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Erasure aren’t my cup of tea, but the new song is ridiculously catchy