Not sure how I feel about people thinking that @chelseafc winning the League ‘doesn’t seem completely terrible’

www.theguardian.com/football/…

#TodayILearned you can put ‘comments’ in Markdown files like this: <!– Todo: Need to find a reference –> …& it won’t show on the webpage

#TodayILearned that Jose Mourinho and his wife Mathilde have two children, called Jose and Mathilde www.bbc.co.uk/programme…

#TodayILearned that you can replace a pattern in Powershell: “images\Leopold_I_of_Belgium 226x300” -replace “[0-9][0-9]x[0-9][0-9]”,""

Bill Withers on Bullseye is exactly like you;d want him to be - thoughtful & serious, but cheerful www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/… via @MaxFunHQ

‘Break out the disdain!’ #BritishThreatLevels (from @waitwait)

I’m sure there will be one next year!

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/foo…

Not too shabby

Another good line from @NewsjackBBC - “since Twitter was a thing, there’s been a lot less writing on toilet walls”

Good line on @NewsjackBBC - If you know who your regional MEP is, then you probably are the regional MEP

Cameron fails Gove knifes Boris May sacks Osborne Pointless #ge2017 Osborne knifes May

More Shakespearean tragedy than Strength & Stability

Vortigern, the Bad King in @kingarthurmovie had his castle at @EHOldSarum, according to William of Worcester www.vortigernstudies.org.uk/artcit/ca… t.co/0JCg4lI4v…

Really enjoyed Guy Ritchie’s cockney-geezer, swords and sorcery King Arthur last night

Fantastic @LittleAtoms podcast in which astronaut Col. Al Worden compares making podcasts with going to the moon littleatoms.com/podcast/l…

RT @FromSteveHowell: “True patriotism, the only rational patriotism, is loyalty to the Nation ALL the time, loyalty to Government when it deserves it

If Carlsberg did newspaper back pages…

RT @petercmoore: @PaulWhitelegg No, @salisbury_matt broke into my garden twice. I had to call the rozzers when I saw him climbing over the…

RT @sajidjavid: Remembering Jo Cox #moreincommon

RT @PaulWhitelegg: To be clear it was a paid event not Matt just randomly visiting gardens! (at least I think that was the case!) t

Had a lovely afternoon mooching around other peoples gardens in @SalisburyCath Close.