When Super Frank Lampard eventually resigns as @ChelseaFC manager, having won everything there is to win, and him and @morriskid go on to manage England to World Cup glory….when that happens I can imagine @juanmata8 as Chelsea manager
My word of the day today is ‘liniment’.
Better still….you can do it through T-sql
– creates a local job category named AdminJobs
USE msdb ;
GO
EXEC dbo.sp_add_category
@class=N’JOB',
@type=N’LOCAL',
@name=N’AdminJobs' ;
GO
My work of the day today is ‘pernickety’, or possibly ‘persnickety’.
My word of the day today is ‘dumpling’.
It will be “Arise, Sir Tammy”
“John McDonnell, I will join you.
I will lie down in front of those bulldozers and stop the construction of that third runway”
Boris Johnson, 8th May 2015
Did Sid ever buy any shares in British Gas?
Similary, I am slightly ‘excessilogiphobic’ …..which means I’m afraid of made-up words which are more complicated than saying ‘fear of X’
To be honest I’m not over-keen on collective nouns anyway - I’d say a ‘flock’ of starlings
I would say the collective noun for collective nouns should be a ‘contrivance’ of collective nouns
Why is it a ‘murmuration’ of starlings rather than a ‘murmur’of starlings? [
My word of the day today is ‘miscreant’.
“All businesses push up against their regulatory boundaries – their shareholders tend to hire new chief executives if they don’t”
Tend to agree - corporations often end up doing whatever they can get away with
Writing scripts when I’m properly knackered is almost entirely a game of chance
“The one thing we can say with absolute certainty is that people talk the most frightful bollocks about the royal family”
”Chelsea’s away record this season is the same as Leicester’s and inferior only to Liverpool’s, but the 14 points they have won at home is the same as Aston Villa"
#cfc
My word of the day today is ‘modicum’.
In a neat coincidence, this podcast mentioned Kenneth Tynan (not actually the first person to use the F-word on the BBC) and the next one on my mp3 player mentioned his wife Elaine Dundy (actually author of my favourite Elvis book)
Dear Santa,
Could you get someone to revive Alan Bleasdale’s Elvis musical for me for next Christmas
That should be only two swear words!