My word of the day today is ‘gargle’.

Just heard a politician use the phrase ‘hard-working families’ for the first time this year

RT @Sumblokeintheuk: @salisbury_matt You can’t put out a tweet like that in the real world Matt

My New Year’s Resolution is, apparently, to score better quality own goals

I saw a clip of Ricky Gervais wibbling on about ‘the real world’ on telly

This ‘real world’ was mentioned when I was at school, and, subsequently, at every place I’ve ever worked.

I’ve yet to find out where this ‘real world’ actually is.

My word of the day today is ‘amicable’.

I’m a bit shocked to discover that @LFC’s new young player doesn’t actually through @SouthamptonFC academy.

What’s gone wrong?

:)

Just heard a politician say ‘Let me be clear’ for the first time this year

#Marr

Let’s move to Shaftesbury, Dorset: an oasis of calm in these feverish times

www.theguardian.com/money/202…

My word of the day today is ‘rigmarole’.

‘Broken Bridges’ (path between Bemerton and Harnham) wasn’t do-able without wellies, waders or very wet feet yesterday t.co/trchXOHzw…

The nice lady in the bank told me to grab a seat.

It’s very generous but none of them would match our curtains

White rabbits

May your God, or Gods, go with you in 2020 and beyond

Christy Moore’s new-ish live LP is pretty good, if you want my opinion.

open.spotify.com/album/2dP…

Robbie Williams on telly in the Rivoli ballroom atm

…bringing back fond memories of Club Montepulciano

“To where she is off, I do not know; it might be the council of fairies or something far beyond this pedestrian world.”

www.anrfactory.com/bethany-e…

RT @petercmoore: @salisbury_matt Is it the same company that won the contract to print the new 100% British blue passports?

“Let’s get Brexit done and take back control of our fishing waters”

Can’t see @chris_sutton73’s suggestion that only feet should count for offsides working for non-VAR matches

I’ve run the line for kids football matches…and I was useless…but I’d have been even worse at spotting kids' feet being on or offside 30 yards away

@bbc5live