Stand You’ve been sitting much too long There’s a permanent crease in your right and wrong
#postasonglyricyoulove
“Wailers still be there The Jam, The Dammed, The Clash Wailers still be there Dr. Feelgood too, ooh”
I love songs that celebrate other musicians…I can’t think of another example when someone tips the hat to musicians from a completely different genre?
If I see Satya Nadella, in a pub or something, I’m going to ask him to make Outlook recognise that ‘Tom’ is short for ‘Thomas’, even though it’s missing an ‘h’.
Other names are the same, but it would be worth a pint, just for Tom
To be honest, when I’m Prime Minister you’ll be on shakey ground just for using the word ‘staycation’
When I am Prime Minister anyone using the word ‘staycation’ to refer to an actual holiday that happens to be in their own country will be forced to camp in their own back garden
For ever
If you can’t do the time don’t do the crime
“The loneliness of the long-distance runner has nothing on the loneliness of the single person in the antenatal class.”
2012 was better than 2020, in many ways
#BAYCHE
When is somebody at @guardianmusic going to do “The @poguesofficial: all of their songs ranked”?
Soon, I hope.
Is it @EHOldSarum ? twitter.com/itvpressc…
Looking at whether I could safely cycle to work
According to Google….only if go another 20-odd miles per day
#CycleToWorkDay t.co/944Xi54Ve…
Wondering whether I could get in free to any museum or stately home in the land if i turned up in period costume
The outfit would pay for itself
It’s not just that, now and then, some non-intuitive spelling causes an actual real-life IT problem, it’s also that I don’t want to waste my time looking up how spell some daft bit of branding
If I ever have any influence on IT purchasing decisions I’m only ever going to buy products which are really easy to spell
I would really like a phone that isn’t as expensive as an Apple but not ‘owned’ by Google
Looking forward to something like this being generally available
Harsh but probably fair from the @dailystar
NHS appeals for urgent plasma donations from Covid-19 survivors
RT @salisbury_matt: August 1st (or possibly 6th) is the Feast of Saint Peter in Chains. It’s the day on which some land (sometimes ‘Lammas…
Injuries and poor refereeing decisions 2 Chelsea 1
Emeli Sandé singing Abide With Me was lovely
#MyEyesAreLeaking
Was/am very keen to be settled in front of the telly for Abide With Me
Only just occurred to me that it isn’t going to be the same
#NotTheSharpestToolInTheBox
#FACup