I think the GPS in the Nokia is a bit iffy..its a fairly cheap phone
I still see all this technology as magical - but it’s something to be aware of if you’re aiming for a specific distance
The daughter doing ‘Girl Crush’
“‘Silver’ lifts you up on a cacophony of angelic vocals and glorious heavenly tones. All 3 songs could quite easily have been pulled from the soundtrack to a Hollywood fantasy film, such is the way they build emotion & send you to a completely new place”
Very, very sad
Absolutely devastated
#TodayILearned that there are two giants in Jack and the Beanstalk and they are called Blunderbore and Thunderdel
“On Tuesday, the prime minister said the government was “working up a plan so people can bung a bob for a Big Ben bong”. However, it transpired that there was no such plan”
#BrexitBong
It looks a bit flooded under Castle Street railway bridge.
As per a previous tweet
It’s more complicated than they thought
It would cost a lot of money
…and it’s someone else’s fault #BrexitBong
There’s a new feature in Powershell called a ‘ternary operator’
Claude Monet, he was a Turner-y operator
Awful joke. Sorry.
When Super Frank Lampard eventually resigns as @ChelseaFC manager, having won everything there is to win, and him and @morriskid go on to manage England to World Cup glory….when that happens I can imagine @juanmata8 as Chelsea manager
My word of the day today is ‘liniment’.
Better still….you can do it through T-sql
– creates a local job category named AdminJobs
USE msdb ;
GO
EXEC dbo.sp_add_category
@class=N’JOB',
@type=N’LOCAL',
@name=N’AdminJobs' ;
GO
My work of the day today is ‘pernickety’, or possibly ‘persnickety’.
My word of the day today is ‘dumpling’.
It will be “Arise, Sir Tammy”
“John McDonnell, I will join you.
I will lie down in front of those bulldozers and stop the construction of that third runway”
Boris Johnson, 8th May 2015
Did Sid ever buy any shares in British Gas?
Similary, I am slightly ‘excessilogiphobic’ …..which means I’m afraid of made-up words which are more complicated than saying ‘fear of X’
To be honest I’m not over-keen on collective nouns anyway - I’d say a ‘flock’ of starlings
I would say the collective noun for collective nouns should be a ‘contrivance’ of collective nouns
Why is it a ‘murmuration’ of starlings rather than a ‘murmur’of starlings? [