I was in the @WhitworthArt Gallery in Manchester today. It’s lovely…..and I saw a painting by Turner of my favourite room in the whole world.

The Chapter House of @SalisburyCath

When people say ‘It is what it is’…

….does that imply that sometimes ‘it isn’t what it is’?

My word of the day today is ‘quandary’.

RT @anotarian: @salisbury_matt Agreed. Now imagine if the sick pay was £0 a week and that’s America.

This may turn out to be a false economy twitter.com/mattzarb/…

I seem to have hit the sweet spot with this laptop

Too heavy to comfortably commute with. Too small to comfortably use

#FirstWorldProblems

Wondering if hypochondria counts as ‘an underlying health condition’.

“The department has always had a high ministerial casualty rate; so much so that an earlier home secretary remarked that its “corridors are paved with dynamite””

www.theguardian.com/commentis…

My word of the day today is ‘shudder’.

As far as I’m concerned this sentence also works without the word ‘medieval’

Ken Follett @KMFollett One of the greatest achievements of medieval civilization: Salisbury Cathedral

It’s not all bad news

www.theguardian.com/world/202…

Looking forward to the next Mad Max being a post apocalyptic struggle for toilet roll

www.theguardian.com/australia…

RT @SalisburyCath: #Onthisday in 1226 William Longespée, 3rd Earl of Salisbury, died suddenly at Old Sarum.

When his tomb was opened in 1…

Same with the old Star in Brown Street

Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrissteinplays If you ever went to the bathroom at CBGB’s you’re immune to the Coronavirus

Very much enjoyed Shirley Valentine at @salisburyplay

I quite fancy a holiday now though….

The daughter doing her song with just piano and voice

I know I’m biased….but I think it’s rather good

www.instagram.com/p/B861csf…

My word of the day today is ‘griddle’.

Kind of interesting - How wealthy is your neighbourhood?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-5…

The acronym F.A.Q. should sometimes be J.T.Q.W.W.T.A - Just The Questions We Want To Answer

Public service announcement for all @ChelseaFC fans who are washing their hands

The ‘John Terry has won the double’ song takes 8.7 seconds to sing

The first two verses of the @willianborges88 song take 9.6 seconds to sing

….but your timings may vary