Daft to call Wales a one-man team. Bale would get into every other international side. Anyone would miss him

Going to football just so he can walk out…. Like his boss, apart from anything else, the @VP is a bit of a poseur www.theguardian.com/sport/201…

Wondering who’s going to do the World Cup song www.bing.com/videos/se…

Autumn.

Season of mists, mellow fruitfulness, and gurt big spiders.

RT @beckypants: Exit through the gift shop @terryandrob exhibition @SalisburyMuseum - beautiful and everything I hoped it would be

Very much enjoyed the @cardewandlook exhibition in the Medieval Hall Fascinating stuff cardewandlook.co.uk/our-work/

RT @IanDunt: It doesn’t matter how many times you say ‘British dream’, it sounds weird.

Richard Ingrams, in court: The only things that aren’t true in @PrivateEyeNews are the apologies www.bbc.co.uk/programme…

Beautiful moon this morning

I’m going to miss the gas thingy once it’s gone

Good www.theguardian.com/tv-and-ra…

RT @GdnPolitics: Libyan parliament condemns Boris Johnson’s Sirte dead bodies comments dlvr.it/PsZPlp

RT @melaniekmelvin: Imagine if Diane Abbott said that! twitter.com/chunkymar…

The scary bit here is someone shouting ‘Long Live Nelsons Statue’ Does it come alive at night? twitter.com/Channel4N…

RT @JohnCleese: We don’t have any twitter.com/TheChanMa…

RT @SteveHorsfall: Love the fact that a writer from #midsomermurders has called #DoctorFoster implausible - unlike the gritty reality of mi…

RT @wiltshirepolice: Fallen Electrical Cables in High Street, Pewsey. Road currently closed.Please avoid the area and seek alternative rout…

Peter Hook: I can see you in the Simpsons JCC: That was Sideshow Bob, Pete www.bbc.co.uk/programme…

#TodayILearned that the Honey Monster was previously in Cliff Richard films www.bbc.co.uk/programme…

RT @Samfr: This appears to be Ed Miliband’s speech from three years ago just with lots of coughing and Lee Nelson being a twat.