When I see the job title ‘Scrum Master’, I can’t help thinking of:

Grandmaster! Cut Faster! Grandmaster! Cut Faster!

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Who’d have thought?

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Wishing @PetrCech the very best of puck

:)

From ⚽️ to 🏒 Good luck, @PetrCech! 👊 chelseafc.com/en/news/2…

#TodayILearned that @Gohugo has a nice footnote feature:

Some text[^1] [^1]Some reference for some text blah blah t.co/OMzI9beeB…

#TodayILearned that you can use a Powershell class to implement a dynamic ValidateSet for a parameter

My excitement at discovering this will possibly not be shared by everyone on Twitter

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#TodayILearned that @yokoono not only bought ‘Mendips’ (John Lennon’s childhood home) to give to the @nationaltrust, she also paid for its renovation

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“As the Daily Telegraph’s Brussels correspondent, Boris Johnson was notorious for giving misleading accounts of what happened in EU transactions. Some EU figures seem to think that…..he might have been at it again”

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RT @WalkTheLinesLDN: When Noel Coward did Desert Island Discs, the one disc he chose above all his others was ‘The Hole in the Ground’ by Bernard Cribbens

RT @MinxyOwl: @salisbury_matt #PeopleWouldRatherHaveAsPrimeMinisterThanBorisJohnson t.co/ZJG07DISR…

Get Over You My Perfect Cousin Jimmy Jimmy

Unpopular opinion.

‘Teenage Kicks’ isn’t even in the top 3 best Undertones songs

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Fed’s website is www.fredfieber.com

#OnThisDay in 2012 the second mural under Milford Street Bridge, largely painted by my footballing friend Fred Fieber, was officially opened

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Bloke on #r4today just said Hungary might veto an extension on ‘our’ behalf

It would surely be on Mr Johnson’s behalf

  1. First language: VAX Basic
  2. Had difficulties: Trying to make each new language work like the last one
  3. Most used: Bash/korn shell historically, Powershell now
  4. Totally hate: Excel formulas
  5. Most loved: Powershell and bash
  6. For beginners: Powershell

What about you?

#TodayILearned that Parkrun has been going for 15 years www.theguardian.com/lifeandst…

RT @sqldbawithbeard: Be not inhospitable to strangers lest they be angels in disguise.

“Throughout all this, Mrs May sat motionless on the back benches. Her face a rictus of misery. This was a deal even she could have got through parliament.

But she had had too much integrity to insult the EU with an offer she knew it was bound to refuse”

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#TodayILearned which football team Margaret Thatcher supported.

I always much preferred John Major…

Who is writing to whom? “I watched it on Match of the Day but without knowing the result. At first, it was agony seeing the near misses – almost as bad for me watching as for you playing! But at least I only had the tension for half an hour before getting the result I was longing for…” Give in? It’s from Margaret Thatcher’s handwritten letter congratulating Liverpool captain Emlyn Hughes on a victory over Manchester United in February 1978. Hard to know what’s more incredible – that the Tory leader was an avid football fan or that she should have displayed a fondness for anything Liverpudlian at all.

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RT @SimonWardPhoto: Dina Asher Smith is quick but… donating 470ml of blood in 5 mins 4 seconds is really quick for me! 🤣

Donation no. 2…

When you’re a bit late for the train, but the train is a little bit more late