Boris doing his own version of the Bush Tucker trial www.theguardian.com/politics/…

RT @GuardianHeather: Conservative rebel @Sandbach tells me this morning’s “Proud of Yourselves?” Mail front page is now lining her cat’s litter tray

Could we have @GDouglasJones over to open the new @USAinUK Embassy instead of that weirdo in the Whitehouse?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2…

RT @govindajeggy: So, Roy Wood. The SNOWMAN brings the snow? How does the snowman achieve existence before the snow is brought?

Absolutely classic Mourinho-ism…but I can’t help felling that the time of Mourinho is past

Not as long past as the time of Wenger, though

RT @NomadKeith: @EH_Stonehenge Especially if you were here yesterday!!! :-D

RT @EH_Stonehenge: “Anyone who has lived through an English winter can see the point of building Stonehenge to make the sun come back.” Ali…

Sweet Alabama www.bbc.co.uk/news/worl…

RT @SpireFM: NOROVIRUS: If you’ve got it, please keep away from @SalisburyNHS to keep the spread down: www.spirefm.co.uk/news/loca…

#TodayILearned that @realDonaldTrump has, according to @qikipedia, played more rounds of golf this year than Rory McIlRoy www.acast.com/thepengui…

Got no snow, but ‘tis a windy day in the Shire

RT @JohnCleese: Definition of an English gentleman : Someone who is never rude by accident

RT @SpireFM: NEWS: #TerryPratchett #LEGO challenge at @SalisburyMuseum today… Amazing! @PaulKidby www.spirefm.co.uk/news/loca…

RT @ProfessorUnwin: Snowflakers trickly-how from the skybole, transformit the mundale landscrape from grey’n’miserabold into sparklymost fa…

RT @DesertIslandDID: @salisbury_matt A mixture of the two. Chrusty?

Hadn’t seen these before - some of @BarackObama’s comments at @EH_Stonehenge

(via @TimothyDaw www.sarsen.org/2014/10/p…)

RT @susie_dent: The ‘pupil’ of the eye is from the Latin pupilla, ‘little doll’, because we see a tiny reflection of ourselves when we look…

I wonder who they’ll get to play @jeremycorbyn, When The Time Comes www.theguardian.com/film/2017…

Does this mean that Bristol City Council is better prepared for Zombie Attack than David Davis is for Brexit? www.theguardian.com/society/2…

RT @EastLondonGroup: That is most kind @willow_peck Here’s another post war, Wiltshire based piece by Walter Steggles: this is Roundway Hil…