I can’t speak for teachers (I wouldn’t dare!), but I’m guessing that although they might like this cute graphic for #TeachersDay2022, some of them would rather Google paid a fair amount of tax to support our schools

#TeachersDay @FairTaxMark

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I can’t speak for teachers (I wouldn’t dare!), but I’m guessing that although they might like this cute graphic for #TeachersDay2022, some of them would rather Google paid a fair amount of tax to support our schools

#TeachersDay @FairTaxMark

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My word of the day today is ‘ribbon’.

My word of the day today is ‘ribbon’.

My phrase of the day today, via @ChrisMasonBBC, is ‘Calm the expletive down"

My phrase of the day today, via @ChrisMasonBBC, is ‘Calm the expletive down"

The book containing this marvellous, weapons-grade trivia is this one

I want it

www.penguin.co.uk/books/450…

The LP is on Spotify here

it’s of its time

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‘Snip’ in this context meaning locating the K sound on the magnetic tape, slicing it out and then sticking the tape back together again, rather than something more computer-y

#TodayILearned that the comedy record I grew up with was originally called Bridge over the River Kwai, but George Martin had to snip out all the ‘K’ sounds after the film’s owners objected

Via @davidhepworth in the Radio Times t.co/MhLPclQMd…

#TodayILearned that the comedy record I grew up with was originally called Bridge over the River Kwai, but George Martin had to snip out all the ‘K’ sounds after the film’s owners objected

Via @davidhepworth in the Radio Times

“There are currently radioactive nuclides with longer half-lives than her policies”

#LizTrussMetaphorOfTheDay 🥇 www.theguardian.com/commentis…

My word of the day today is ‘gladden’.

My word of the day today is ‘conkers’.

The Arsenal are top of the Premiership, but their old captain is bottom of the @bbcstrictly leader board

I wish it was the other way around, tbh

#strictly t.co/otDjgmMNP…

The Arsenal are top of the Premiership, but their old captain is bottom of the @bbcstrictly leader board

I wish it was the other way around, tbh

#strictly

According to a former Tory Cabinet Minister:

“Credibility is like virginity. Once you’ve lost it, you can’t get it back.”

#LizTrussMetaphorOfTheDay www.theguardian.com/commentis…

When politicians talk about ‘the optics’, I tend to think of the things they put on bottles of spirits behind a bar

There’s something pleasingly old-fashioned about a Premiership footballer getting the match ball after scoring a hat trick #motd #LIVBHA

John Major ‘inspired an almost ideological level of ambivalence’

A good line, from Geoff Norcott