“The best laid schemes o' mice an' iPhone engineers gang aft a-gley."

www.theregister.com/2022/10/1…

I say first time this year…I really mean first time since January the 5th

A confession

I make these big playlists out of LPs, other playlists, songs I’ve shazammed, the Song Radio thing of songs I like…etc

Anyway, as sometimes happens, a Christmas song popped up today…and for the first time this year I didn’t skip it 🎄 open.spotify.com/track/3kR…

Niche pet hate: referring to the Royal Family as “the firm”.

My word of the day today is ‘scurry’.

“He became slow-poisoning electoral arsenic for the Tories; she is instant electoral cyanide.”

#LizTrussMetaphorOfTheDay, and, for old times sake, #BorisJohnsonMetaphorOfTheDay in one sentence

🥇🥇 www.theguardian.com/commentis…

RT @portraitinflesh: Under my glorious rule, everyone will be entitled to free trifle. It shall be known as “custardy rights”.

Helen Skelton is pretty close though open.spotify.com/track/0Bs…

As far as I can think, Tony Adams is the only @bbcstrictly contestant to have some a song named after them?

#StrictlyComeDancing

open.spotify.com/track/5nv…

Just jogged by the river behind Churchfields and there was a chap with a huuuuuge camera, and at a better angle, taking a pic of @SalisburyCath and the full moon rising

His photo will be fantastic t.co/WQvd8r7AJ…

Just jogged by the river behind Churchfields and there was a chap with a huuuuuge camera, and at a better angle, taking a pic of @SalisburyCath and the full moon rising

His photo will be fantastic

“Nordic goal-yeti”

Inaugural #ErlingHaalandDescriptionOfTheDay from @barneyronay

www.theguardian.com/football/…

My word of the day today is ‘dithering’.

I had trouble logging on this morning.

Specifically, the trouble I had was not having turned the monitor on.

My word of the day today is ‘purport’.

On this showing I’m not sure Milan would do very well in the Premiership atm

#CHEACM

We were too sexy for Milan

#CHEACM #ucl #cfc

We were too sexy for Milan

#CHEACM #ucl #cfc

Sunset in the Shire t.co/Ak8vIgeZP…

Sunset in the Shire t.co/Ak8vIgeZP…