As we approach the sixth month of the epidemic in the United Kingdom, one of the hidden scourges is becoming increasingly apparent. A serious outbreak of Dad jokes on twitter

Interesting read for ex-hoskyns / Cap Gemini people

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To be fair, Sir Humphrey said this before the rise of Boris Johnson

A good speech isn’t one where we can prove the Minister is telling the truth, it’s one where nobody else can prove he’s lying Sir Humphrey Appleby

Listening to @BBCRadio4. The food industry guy is a bit OTT

I did a slight double-take when I noticed that the example Microsoft give for the ‘Remove-ADUser’ command looks like the name of my local MP, @JohnGlenUK

Do they know something we don’t?

Fireworks during a match?

Silly scousers…. immediate points deduction, surely?

#LIVCHE

It’s one of those occasions where a word doesn’t quite mean what you think it should mean!!

This was probably the only Sociology book I read at college (it was certainly the only one I understood), and I’ve always been a bit pedantically irritated by the use of the word ‘Professional’ in an IT context…we don’t have to pass exams & we can’t be struck off if we muck up

“Never trust anyone who puts too much effort into being effortlessly charming”

Andy Hamilton, as Satan

Annual tweet to say that the blackberries seem earlier than normal this year

“They are going out with the hounds this Saturday, and if the hounds pick up a fox, so be it.

How will the poor cops prove mens rea?” www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p…

RT @davidhepworth: Asked if he will accept the result of the 2020 election American President says “I’ll have to see”. Not sure that’s hap…

Not that I’m biased

Maguire should have hot a yellow for the foul and another for kicking the ball away

But he’s Man U and England…

#MUNCHE

RT @SalisburyMuseum: Join us at the Museum Café and enjoy a wonderful view of Salisbury Cathedral – ‘the single most beautiful structure in…

Marina Hyde, hitting various nails in the appropriate location

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‘The Scottish pupils learn about baseball and the Pittsburgh Pirates while those in the US learn about Buckie Thistle, a club King says he picked because of its “gorgeous name”’

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Erasure aren’t my cup of tea, but the new song is ridiculously catchy

#TodayILearned that to manipulate the property of an object in a #Powershell where-object clause, you have to wrap the clause in curly brackets

i.e. where-object {$_.Status.trim() -eq ‘Winners’}