Nice to hear Wiltshire singer-songwriter @GabrielleAplin with Kodaline being played on @BBCRadio2 ….shame we won’t be going up to @UnionChapelUK for the Christmas concert this year

  1. the conviction that I’ve clicked on the link for the wrong occurrence of the right meeting

  2. Alt-tabbing into a different window to do something else…. then JUMPING OUT OF MY SKIN when someone else joins the meeting

Things I don’t like about being the first person in a @MicrosoftTeams meeting

  1. the way my eyes dart about when I see myself on the screen

  2. the conviction that I’ve clicked on the link for the wrong meeting

Watching @VivaBananarama on breakfast telly.

Until they’d mentioned it I hadn’t noticed how few women were in Band Aid

I’d quite like one of these mugs, too iaindalelimited.selz.com/item/did-…

A new, added pleasure of listening to the @forthemanypod is composing imaginary tabloid headlines

“STRICTLY STAR IN FOUL-MOUTHED COMMONS OUTBURST

Ex-Home Secretary @Jacqui_Smith1 refuses to confirm who said what to whom in parliamentary ‘bear-pit’”

open.spotify.com/episode/3…

RT @NHSuk: An unexplained lump could be a sign of cancer. It’s probably nothing serious, but finding cancer early makes it more treatable.

RT @MrKehoe79: “I know how to live within my means” from people who don’t have to count every penny is the most tedious form of virtue sign…

RT @NHSuk: Blood in your poo or pee could be a sign of cancer. It’s probably nothing serious, but finding cancer early makes it more treata…

RT @govindajeggy: Always like seeing “pan-fried” on a menu. Just in case they fried it in a shoe or a dolphin or something

“Defeat for Donald Trump will give his one term in office more the character of a freakish spasm and leave imitators looking like purveyors of an ideological style that is going out of fashion.”

www.theguardian.com/commentis…

RT @MarcusRashford: 📍Salisbury (George and Dragon)

RT @DanHerb40222808: HouseKeeping Alert Gentle reminder. Any bastard posting that “Moving The Stones At Avebury” bollocks today or tomo…

The pressure is Mason Mounting

#MUNCHE

Rashford, you thug!

#MUNCHE

I read the advert on the hoarding as ‘Half of illegal streakers get hacked’

I thought that was a Tier 3 thing I’d missed

#MUNCHE

Its N’Golo Kante’s ball…. but he lets other people have a go now and again

#MUNCHE

RT @rockyoriordan: Well would ya look at that! 5000 days of one day at a time, and every day a miracle✨Sending out love to everyone with th…

I would probably have been at Old Trafford today to see @ManUtd get thumped

I have got a face mask in both pockets and I feel like king of the world.