#LizTrussMetaphorOfTheDay πŸ₯‡ twitter.com/JasonGrov…

My word of the day today is ‘knuckles’.

My word of the day today is ‘knuckles’.

Always nice to see what colour the seats are at away games

#MILCHE #cfc #KTBFFH

Always nice to see what colour the seats are at away games

#MILCHE #cfc #KTBFFH

My word of the day today is ‘fume’.

My word of the day today is ‘fume’.

#TodayILearned that, in 1960, MI5 believed that “those Russians who frequently carry umbrellas are more likely to have an intelligence function than those who do not.”

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…

#TodayILearned that, in 1960, MI5 believed that “those Russians who frequently carry umbrellas are more likely to have an intelligence function than those who do not.”

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…

β€œThe best laid schemes o' mice an' iPhone engineers gang aft a-gley."

www.theregister.com/2022/10/1…

I say first time this year…I really mean first time since January the 5th

A confession

I make these big playlists out of LPs, other playlists, songs I’ve shazammed, the Song Radio thing of songs I like…etc

Anyway, as sometimes happens, a Christmas song popped up today…and for the first time this year I didn’t skip it πŸŽ„ open.spotify.com/track/3kR…

Niche pet hate: referring to the Royal Family as “the firm”.

My word of the day today is ‘scurry’.

“He became slow-poisoning electoral arsenic for the Tories; she is instant electoral cyanide.”

#LizTrussMetaphorOfTheDay, and, for old times sake, #BorisJohnsonMetaphorOfTheDay in one sentence

πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡ www.theguardian.com/commentis…

RT @portraitinflesh: Under my glorious rule, everyone will be entitled to free trifle. It shall be known as “custardy rights”.

Helen Skelton is pretty close though open.spotify.com/track/0Bs…

As far as I can think, Tony Adams is the only @bbcstrictly contestant to have some a song named after them?

#StrictlyComeDancing

open.spotify.com/track/5nv…

Just jogged by the river behind Churchfields and there was a chap with a huuuuuge camera, and at a better angle, taking a pic of @SalisburyCath and the full moon rising

His photo will be fantastic

“Nordic goal-yeti”

Inaugural #ErlingHaalandDescriptionOfTheDay from @barneyronay

www.theguardian.com/football/…