Mari very lucky to get away with a yellow

#arsche

I enjoyed it when we won 3-0

Can we do that again please, @ChelseaFC ?

Thanks in advance

#ARSCHE

The hashtag for this game, #Arsche, always makes me think #ArseCheeks

Can I be the first to say that it doesn’t feel like a Saturday?

RT @govindajeggy: What’s the difference between a snowman & snow-woman?

A snow-woman is paid considerably less for what is essentially the same job

My dad got the vaccine a couple of days ago.

Very pleased.

Happy Christmas to everyone celebrating it

God bless us, every one!

“If the vaccines are available, is it really impossible – given the gravity of our plight – to cover a majority of the population by the end of February?” www.independent.co.uk/voices/co…

RT @GavinCurnow: Who called it Operation Stack and not Lorrypalooza

a) this looks really horrible, but each to their own

b) the Big-Data-Artificial-Intelligence-Analytics gurus who do twitter advertising haven’t twigged I’m vegetarian t.co/5ciELAQH9…

Such a shame it’s an empty Bridge again #CHEWHU

Come on Chels!

#CHEWHU

I hope somewhere that people are doing some sort of drinking game based on how often Mr Johnson says the word “alas'

I wish Mr Johnson would tell us how his conversation with President Macron went

I was very disappointed not to go to @EH_Stonehenge this year, but the weather has softened the blow t.co/NjlC02jZA…

I don’t know at all…..but I can’t imagine students from, say, London travelling back to, say, Manchester or Newcastle next month

I hate that briefing room

Feeling nostalgic for the good old days when there was only one strain of the virus

RT @guyrleech: I bought a @Microsoft Advent Calendar but if you open too many windows at once they all suddenly close again for no logical reason

The #Gogglebox-ers talking, and singing, along to Grease is probably my favourite bit of telly of the year