It looks like it’s about half a mile from the tunnel to the touchline at Bramall Lane
#ShuChe
Metaphor of the day 🏅
“one defence official noting that the president’s notoriously short attention span suggested a “squirrel careening through the traffic”.”
You can just about see @SalisburyCath across the meadows
Peter Sissons to @IainDale, on The Quarrymen (@thebeatles pre-cursor):
“It was ghastly”
Crocuses are out in Vicky Park
Or is it ‘croci’?
Or ‘crockery’?
Once again… t.co/M3lpWX1j4…
Mason Mount attracting an Eden Hazard-ish level of fouls
#TOTCHE
Not quite sure if the ball is holding up on a slightly waterlogged pitch, or whether it’s my internet connection making the picture stutter
#TOTCHE
Maybe not twitter.com/salisbury…
Thiago Silva should be the next James Bond
#TOTCHE
Occasionally I remember that Donald Trump is no longer President
Makes me smile inside
I, for one, welcome our new, leafy green overlords
Euronews Green @euronewsgreen Plant-human communication is finally here…and it’s wonderfully weird. 🥬
Spinach has been engineered to send emails when it finds specific compounds.
This tech could be used to detect landmines, pollution, and even upcoming droughts.
The ultimate superfood…!
Today I am again mostly wondering which is best - The Only Living Boy in New York by Simon and Garfunkel, or The Only Living Boy in New Cross by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
“The Mail on Sunday and Mail Online publicly admitted in open court that they pushed a completely false and defamatory story.”
“Gary Numan recently said that he made £37 from a million streams of one of his songs.”
(Via @Tim_Burgess)
My favourite mistake atm is invoking @pspester for the script I’ve written the tests for instead of the scripts with the tests in.
The .ps1 file, not the .tests.ps1 file
I don’t think I ever did it before a couple of weeks ago
RT @joan_dame: I believe Paul Dacre once told the DCMS Select Committee that his mission was to make his readers a bit angry every day - we…
Thomas Tuchel has very skinny legs for an ex-pro
That’s my expert football punditry for today
#CHEBUR #KTBFFH
I use the space bar to scroll down in whatever browser I’m using. #TodayILearned that pressing Shift and Space Bar scrolls up.
Not quite sure how I managed to reach my great age without realizing this tbh
My song of the day today is….
If I Had A Hammer (The Hammer Song) - Live by Sam Cooke
open.spotify.com/track/2id… #NowPlaying