Wondering what all those parents of school-age children who absolutely, positively can’t possibly look after their kids during the working day will do if the schools shut because of the snow
I had high hopes of getting vaccinated in Salisbury Cathedral, ideally at the stroke of midnight
Sadly it looks as if I’ll get jabbed in the place where I did my O-Levels
(Yes, I know I don’t look old enough to have done O-Levels….possibly)
Spotify just recommended me a reading from Bob Dylan’s book, which is fair enough
But it recommended the German version, which is less so
I don’t speak German, although I do listen to Kraftwerk now and again
Three assists in two games by Timo Werner #SHUCHE
Oh dear #CHESHU
Great move
Well played Messrs Werner and Mount!
👏👏👏
#CHESHU
It looks like it’s about half a mile from the tunnel to the touchline at Bramall Lane
#ShuChe
Metaphor of the day 🏅
“one defence official noting that the president’s notoriously short attention span suggested a “squirrel careening through the traffic”.”
You can just about see @SalisburyCath across the meadows
Peter Sissons to @IainDale, on The Quarrymen (@thebeatles pre-cursor):
“It was ghastly”
Crocuses are out in Vicky Park
Or is it ‘croci’?
Or ‘crockery’?
Once again…
Mason Mount attracting an Eden Hazard-ish level of fouls
#TOTCHE
Not quite sure if the ball is holding up on a slightly waterlogged pitch, or whether it’s my internet connection making the picture stutter
#TOTCHE
Maybe not twitter.com/salisbury…
Thiago Silva should be the next James Bond
#TOTCHE
Occasionally I remember that Donald Trump is no longer President
Makes me smile inside
I, for one, welcome our new, leafy green overlords
Euronews Green @euronewsgreen Plant-human communication is finally here…and it’s wonderfully weird. 🥬
Spinach has been engineered to send emails when it finds specific compounds.
This tech could be used to detect landmines, pollution, and even upcoming droughts.
The ultimate superfood…!
Today I am again mostly wondering which is best - The Only Living Boy in New York by Simon and Garfunkel, or The Only Living Boy in New Cross by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
“The Mail on Sunday and Mail Online publicly admitted in open court that they pushed a completely false and defamatory story.”