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When I am Prime Minister any broadcaster at Stamford Bridge who fails to broadcast the Liquidator at the start will have to refund all customers
#CheMun
RT @Sumblokeintheuk: I see #Mourinho has discovered there is the player called #Bale in his squad who is quite good at football
“This has to be the last lockdown”
Surely, assuming you believe in lockdowns, that’s like saying this has to be the last earthquake
RT @AndyDavidson14: I love finding unusual derivations of words. For example ‘ah the VERY person’ obvs comes from the French ‘vrai’ (meanin…
#TodayILearned that when Whitney Houston sung the Star-spangled Banner at the Superbowl she changed it from 3/4 time to 4/4
“Judging the unjustly jabbed” is my phrase of the week
#TodayILearned that One Step Beyond is a Prince Buster song.
Much prefer it to the Madness version, tbh
open.spotify.com/track/2JX… #NowPlaying
More crocum in Vicky Park
That’s spooky.
Twitter is recommending I follow a real person who happens to have the same name as a fictional person in the book I’m reading
Particularly spooky, given I think it’s the fictional person who dunnit
I perhaps will keep going with the powershell and the SQL server in the meantime, though
With this Super Follow thing, this time next year I’ll be a MILLIONAIRE!
RT @BBCPolitics: “I pay the same rates at my Islington store as Amazon pays for a big warehouse. Where’s the logic in that? They do 50 time…
I sometimes feel it would be good if Twitter had a little pop-up that would tell you which Twitter-people knew each other in real life
‘Real life’ being a difficult concept of course, especially recently
I don’t get #Frazier in the way that other people don’t get Mrs Brown’s Boys
My song of the day today is:
Back On The Diet On Monday by Ben Sands open.spotify.com/track/6FN… #NowPlaying
Got an email invite to an IT online talk.
The talk’s not for me, but there’s something awfully tempting about this bit
I just typed ‘Windows key’-V rather than Ctrl-V…..and my life is changed forever
“There he was, upside down, rotating, head six inches above the Bucharest turf, feet stretching up, left ankle cocked, staring back in snapshot at the Atlético Madrid goal as the ball floated down out of the night sky.”
Nice piece by @barneyronay
#ktbffh www.theguardian.com/football/…
Even better considering it was actually #ATMCHE