FF, and, indeed, S.

Watching the American version of the Office.

I think it would’ve been different watching it before Trump and Johnson

Michael Scott is much more benign, but the fibbing reminds me of them

My word of the day today is ‘mischief’.

Can we have Tony and Alistair on telly every morning?

#GMB

My word of the day today is ‘muffle’.

More the Prime Minister’s priorities than the “people’s priorities”? twitter.com/snigskitc…

Godspell Vs Jesus Christ Superstar was very much the Blur Vs Oasis of early 1970s biblical musical theatre

www.theguardian.com/stage/202…

“The office locations include a former Conservative club in Todmorden, where more than 500 companies are registered, a terrace house in Huddersfield hosting more than 200 entities, and a bungalow in Prestatyn with more than 300.”

www.theguardian.com/business/…

Poor chap!

www.theguardian.com/world/202…

More doodling

#MCICHE #cfc #ktbffh

My word of the day today is ‘startle’.

Will Labour ever form another government?

#AwfullyBritishTweetsFromThe90s

I won’t be tweeting over the weekend, my mobile doesn’t work outside the M25

#AwfullyBritishTweetsFromThe90s

The @Conservatives Wiltshire PCC candidate has withdrawn

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…

People got pretty nervous in London, at the time

It’s easy to forget how bad it was

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2…

My phone has been updated from Android 10 to Android 11

It’s certainly 10% more irritating

#TodayILearned that it’s bated breath, not baited breath, unless you’ve got a cunning plan to catch a mouse by eating a lot of cheese

It’s the same word as abated

Given Laurence Fox ended up getting only 2% of the vote, I think that there should be questions about why he was selected to appear on @bbcquestiontime?

Count Binface must be waiting with baited breath for his invite www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p…

Given today’s technology would it be possible to calculate how much time exactly a striker spend in an offside position and dock their wages accordingly?

Still the best team in Europe apart from West Brom

By far

#MCICHE #KTBFFH #cfc #RuddyAmazing