My word of the day today is ‘perch’.

Might be fun!

A History of Punk from 1976-78: A Free Online Course from the University of Reading www.openculture.com/2021/06/a… via @openculture

Love this @openculture :

“I fondly remember an exchange..before we hung up the phone. He thanked me for actually reading his book, and I told him I’d thought all interviewers did the same. His response: “That’s the first naïve thing you’ve said all hour”” www.openculture.com/2021/06/t…

I just laughed at a joke in the House of Commons.

This is a worrying development.

“Coming from the vegetarian. Only weggebobbles and fruit. Don’t eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity. They say it’s healthier. Windandwatery though. Tried it. Keep you on the run all day. Bad as a bloater. Dreams all night.”

Happy Bloomsday to anyone celebrating it today.

If I had a pound for every time I’ve searched @Confluence for pages in Matt Penny’s Personal Space instead of pages created by Matt Penny……then I could probably afford to buy myself Chelsea’s new home kit. Or something.

#VeryNicheOldManGrumble

Today I am wondering whether I would rather @ChelseaFC won the Premiership at Elland Road, or at Old Trafford?

#ktbffh #cfc #FixtureReleaseDay

www.chelseafc.com/en/news/2…

My word of the day today is ‘turnbuckle’.

I think the bloke on the radio must have just said there was a traffic delay because of ‘a van fire’ earlier on……but it definitely sounded like there was ‘a vampire’ earlier on.

@BBCRadio2 #popmaster t.co/QI5lg7xgy…

I feel I ought to have an opinion on @GBNEWS

I don’t

I remember West Ham chums saying we’d been had twitter.com/ChelseaCh…

My word of the day today is ‘glimmer’.

“Global Britain. Right” twitter.com/herszenho…

Come on Mason, and them other blokes!

#ENGCRO #eng

RT @lazyfred1971: the person who invented “autocorrect” should burn in hello.

I can’t yet get excited by the Euros if I’m totally honest

After the two finals Chelsea played in it feels a bit flat still

Sorry.

Not entirely sorry

I’m slightly obsessed with this song

open.spotify.com/track/6WF…

#TodayILearned that a chap called Henry Penton was responsible for a lot of the development around Islington.

Hence ‘Pentonville’.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose…

Today I am mainly listening to a collection of disco-y versions of Elvis songs.

Don’t judge me

open.spotify.com/playlist/…