A retrospective of #PeopleIWouldRatherHaveAsPrimeMinisterThanBorisJohnson

  • Mr. Bean
  • Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do Have ‘Em
  • Blakey or Butler from On The Buses
  • Mickey Pierce from ‘Only Fools and Horses '
  • the kids from ‘Outnumbered’
  • Lorraine Kelly
  • Joe Lycett
  • Siegfried and Tristran from All Creatures Great and Small
  • all the people that completed the Great North Run in 2018
  • The cast of ‘Are You being Served?’
  • the receptionists at The Travel Inn where Alan Partridge stays
  • the cast of ‘The Greatest Showman’
  • James Bond
  • the Queen
  • Nathan Evans
  • Manny Pacquiao
  • Julia or Liz from ‘Motherland '
  • Skeletor
  • Patrick Kielty
  • Angela Merkel
  • Suranne Jones
  • Claudia and Tess from ‘Strictly Come Dancing’
  • Tommy Tuchel and/or Pep Guardiola
  • the cast of The Good Place
  • Jo, or Tom, from ‘Extra Slice’
  • Jackie Weaver
  • Kevin from the American Office
  • Patricia Carmichael from ‘Line of Duty’
  • Basil Brush
  • Holly Willoughby and/or Philip Schofield
  • Clare Grogan and/or Toyah Wilcox
  • Barbara Windsor and Sid James
  • Rachel Riley and Suzie Dent
  • Bing Crosby and David Bowie
  • Harry and Ron
  • the Snowman
  • Robert Smith
  • The ticket inspector from ‘The Polar Express’
  • Shane MacGowan
  • Rudolph the Reindeer
  • Mr Bean with a Turkey on his head
  • Billy Mack
  • Scrooge and/or the ghost of Jacob Marley
  • Father Christmas
  • Raymond Brigg’s Father Christmas
  • Saint Nicholas
  • Bad Santa
  • The ‘Soldier & Lady’ from Quality Street Tins )
  • Harry and Marv from ‘Home Alone’
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Roy Wood from Wizard
  • The Two Ronnies
  • Doctor Who
  • Kermode and Mayo
  • The Elf on the Shelf
  • Valerie Singleton
  • Slade
  • Monty Python
  • Michael McIntyre
  • Mark Ellen and David Hepworth
  • Nancy Sinatra
  • Dean Martin and Jerry Lee Lewis
  • The block of ice that stood in for Boris in the Leaders Debate
  • Charlie Brown
  • Michael Portillo
  • Bob Monkhouse
  • The couple that do the funeral plan adverts
  • Holly Willoughby
  • Pete from ‘Gavin and Stacey’
  • Any of the Chasers
  • any of the hosts of ‘Homes under the Hammer’
  • Bob Dylan
  • Hattie Jacques or John Le Mesurier
  • the Hair Bear Bunch
  • Any of ‘The Big Bang Theory’
  • Mo Farah and/or Usain Bolt
  • the Twickenham Streaker
  • Victoria Coren-Mitchell
  • Ant and Dec
  • DS Steve Arnott, DC Kate Fleming or Superintendent Ted Hastings from ‘Line of Duty’
  • the Tate and Lyle Sugarcube Man
  • Kiosk Keith
  • Emily Maitlis
  • Gaston from ‘Beauty and the Beast’
  • Sandie Shaw
  • Richard Nixon
  • Caecilius
  • The Prisoners in Cell Block H
  • Captain Pugwash
  • The Monkees
  • Toyah or Mick Fleetwood
  • Gabrielle Drake
  • Nick Drake
  • Handy Andy from ‘Changing Rooms’
  • Patrick Moore
  • Any of the Carry Ons
  • Josh, Adam or Alex from ‘The Last Leg
  • Little Richard
  • Beetlejuice
  • Winnie the Witch
  • Count Duckula
  • Elvira
  • the cast of Rentaghost
  • the Joker
  • The Addams Family
  • Bewitched
  • Scumspawn from ‘Old Harry’s Game’
  • Maleficent
  • Casper The Friendly Ghost
  • Herman Munster
  • Claude Greengrass from ‘Heartbeat’
  • Timmy Mallett
  • Old Man Steptoe
  • Dolly Parton
  • any of the people from the ‘jealous girlfriend’ meme
  • Serge Gainsborg or Bridget Bardot
  • Onslow from ‘Keeping Up Appearances’
  • John Cooper Clarke
  • the Honey Monster
  • Jim Bowen
  • Bully
  • the Cheeky Girls
  • the Three Degrees
  • the mother from ‘Sorry’
  • Bomber from ‘Auf Wiedersen Pet’
  • Frankie Howard
  • Ma Larkin from ‘The Darling Buds of May’
  • Prince Harry
  • David Bowie
  • The monster from ‘Quatermass and the Pit’
  • Tim Brooke-Taylor
  • Mr Tickle
  • Benny From ‘Crossroads’
  • Rasputin
  • Boney M.
  • the Cerne Abbas Giant
  • Gina Miller
  • Bleep from ‘Bleep and Booster’
  • Barbara Castle
  • Catweasle
  • Brian Moore
  • The Brotherhood of Man
  • the narrator on ‘Gogglebox’
  • Lene Lovich
  • Jockey Wilson
  • The alien robot things from the Smash advert
  • Sergeant Bilko
  • Jo Swinson
  • Steph McGovern
  • Mick Jones or Paul Simonon
  • Nicola Adams
  • Mason Mount
  • Arthur Daley
  • the Speaker of the House of Commons
  • Michael D Higgins
  • or Leo Varadkar
  • the frog from ‘Flushed Away’
  • The Grunwick strikers
  • any of the judges from ‘Strictly Come Dancing’
  • Laura Kuenssberg
  • The Birthday Party
  • Luciana Berger
  • Jim from ‘Friday Night Dinner’
  • the Lone Groover from the NME
  • Maggie Smith
  • Coco The Clown
  • Stan Laurel
  • George or Mildred
  • Desmond Dekker
  • Sophia Loren or Peter Sellars
  • Howard and Hilda from ‘Ever Decreasing Circles’
  • Mel and Sue
  • Villanelle from ‘Killing Eve’
  • Hong Kong Phooey
  • Jeremy Clarkson
  • The KLF
  • Emma Thompson
  • Henry Cooper or Kevin Keegan
  • Bananarama
  • the cast of ‘Call My Bluff’
  • Esther Rantzen
  • Harriet Harman and/or Kenneth Clark (who were the Mother and the Father of the House at the time)
  • Siouxsie Sioux and Robert Smith
  • Andrew Flintoff
  • Andy Capp
  • Lauren Laverne
  • Meghan Markle
  • Vera
  • Keith from the UK Office
  • Bucks Fizz
  • PiereLuigi Collina
  • Frank Cannon
  • The Disney version of King John
  • Count Binface
  • The TMS team
  • Naga Munchetty
  • Hank Marvin
  • Krusty The Klown
  • Nicola Sturgeon
  • Dickie Davis
  • Cruella da Vil’s henchmen
  • Neil from the Inbetweeners
  • Dennis Nedry from ‘Jurassic Park’
  • A Golden Retriever
  • Shane MacGowan
  • Eden Hazard
  • Wayne and Waynetta
  • Patsy and Edina from ‘Absolutely Fabulous’
  • Larry the Cat
  • Tight Fit
  • Jack Harper from ‘On the Buses’
  • Harry Hill
  • Cacafonix
  • Dot Cotton
  • Stanley Johnson
  • Timmy Mallet
  • Jeffrey Archer
  • Sasquatch
  • Screaming Lord Sutch
  • Frankie Howard
  • Alan Turing
  • Beverley from Abigail’s Party
  • The Siddiquis
  • Kerry or Kurtan from ‘This Country’
  • Seth Armstrong from ‘Emmerdale Farm’
  • Peter Crouch
  • Lux and Ivy from The Cramps
  • Uri Gellar
  • Francis Urquart from the British ‘House of Cards’
  • John Major
  • The Swedish Chef
  • Professor Branestawm
  • Tommy Cooper
  • Andy Murray and/or Serena Williams
  • The Lionesses
  • Una Stubbs
  • The Spivvy bloke from Dads Army
  • The Specials
  • Dave Hill from Spade
  • Alfred E. Neuman
  • the Dursleys
  • Steve Claridge
  • David Cameron and/or Theresa May
  • The ‘Fifth Housemate’ in ‘The young ones’
  • Jar Jar Binks
  • the Sweeney
  • Jim Davidson
  • The Major from ‘Fawlty Towers’
  • the Penguin
  • Fi and Jane
  • Psy
  • Rumpelstiltskin
  • Wally from ‘Where’s Wally’
  • Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
  • The child catcher from ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’
  • Maurizio Sarri
  • the Crazy Frog
  • Shrek and/or Donkey
  • The Spice Girls
  • the bloke from the Go Compare adverts
  • Big Daddy
  • Mrs Slocombe
  • Clippy
  • Rupert Murdoch
  • The Chuckle Brothers
  • Bernard Manning
  • the Master from Dr Who
  • Jedward
  • Diego Maradona
  • Grouty from ‘Porridge’
  • the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz
  • Alan B’Stard
  • Mr Bean
  • Frank Spencer